Kaho Na... Pyaar Hai.

Me: "Auto!"
Pot-belly: High-browed look
Me: "R.T.Nagar?"
Pot-belly (Contemplative): "150 rupees Madam."

Two minutes.

Me: "Auto!"
Rajnikanth moustache: Questioning look
Me: "R.T.Nagar?"
Me: "Jaymahal?"
Me: "Munireddy Palya?"
Me: "Cunningham Road?"
Me: "B******!!!" (After he goes away)

Ten minutes.

Me: "Auto!"
Mr.I-deserve-more: "Where to madam?"
Me: "R.T.Nagar Main Road?"
Mr.I-deserve-more: "20 rupees extra Madam."

Half an hour.

Me: "Auto!"
Stud-boy: "Kidhar jaana Medam?"
Me: "R.T.Nagar Main Road."
Stud-boy: "80 rupees hota Medam."
Me: "20 rupees lelo bhaiyya."

On the way home.
Me: Looking outside.
Stud-boy: Driving.
Second auto with a bunch of eunuchs (Can't think of a better word, sorry) as passengers.
E1: Looks stud-boy up and down. Performs the X-ray again.

Our auto passes by. Two minutes later, second auto catches up.
E1 to stud-boy (Sexy drawl): "Kya rey, itta mast hai tuuuuu..." (What da, so hot you are)
Stud-boy: Embarrassed. Zooms away.

Second auto catches up again.
E1: "Ikdum Ittik Roshan jaisa hai na reeeee..." (You are just like Hritik Roshan no da)
Stud-boy: Completely flabbergasted.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. There is justice in this world.